Question

Hey May Swenson, How are you Today?
I'm alright, I think. My house is falling,
breaking, flaking, itching.

You asked me what you'd do if yours was fallen,
and everyone was all like "Oooh you're so poetic and poignant, yet heartbreaking."
but if you ask me, which you did,
I'd say your house is like canvas.

Mr. Feeny once said friendship is like canvas.
He was trying to rip it, he asked Cory to, and Cory couldn't, so Mr. Feeny took it back and a gave it a small little cut. He asked Cory to do it again, and the sheet ripped with little effort.

So Yeah, Ounce of prevention and stuff, but more like,
you're fucked anyways.
Might as well figure out what you're gonna do with those two smallish pieces of canvas than bother learnin' to sew, cuz by the time you learn that the things ripped a whole bunch anyways. Not sayin you shouldn't try sewin', it's useful, help out someone else maybe, even.

Such is this and how I am.
Alice Dotty.

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